SERIOUSLY MY OFFICE HAS COME UP WITH THE BRIGHT IDEA THAT ANYONE WITH AN IPOD CAN CREATE A PLAYLIST OF THREE SONGS TO PLAY WHILE AT WORK. THAT WE ALL HAVE TO LISTEN TO. OMG R U SRS THIS IS HORRIBLE.
Hot Blooded - Foreigner
me: What is happening why is this playing?
coworker: [explains above without caps]
me: IS THIS GONNA HAPPEN ALL DAY EVERY DAY
Love Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division
THANK YOU BECAUSE I TOTALLY FEEL LIKE HANGING MYSELF RIGHT ABOUT NOW
Little Ghost - the White Stripes
Listening to Jack White's voice is like the opposite of keeping me calm while having to deal with shitty customers.
One Headlight - the Wallflowers
HOLY SHIT WHAT AM I LAUGHING OR CRYING
Wild Thing - the Troggs
Okay. I mean sure this is a good song and all and whatever but do we really need to do this? This is such a horrible idea and here is why:
SOME GOOGLING TELLS ME THAT THIS IS A TAKING BACK SUNDAY SONG. WHAT. WHY?!!#$!!#$%!#%
I can't even deal right now. If my Ipod weren't dead, I would play the following three songs to ensure that people would realize how terrible this idea is:
Only Skin - Joanna Newsom
Sister Ray - the Velvet Underground
anything off Scott Walker's The Drift
SERIOUSLY KILL ME.
Update: Just in case you didn't realize how bad this is, "Kryptonite" by Three Doors Down" just came on. :(
sweet baby jesus what will those bastards think of next
Posted by: brendan | 11/24/2007 at 05:22 PM